kantner

Kanter is a last name. And it's a great last name, mostly Kantners are blond and look like angels who want to help everybody even if they sound rude sometimes. They're like sunflowers. They can sit still on a chair and start dancing, singing or lipsync in the next three seconds, because they're a little bit crazy on a very lovely way. But never look in a Kantners eyes, you could get lost in them because they're like the blue-gray galaxy.

My crush's last name is Kantner, so Kaya if you read this, wanna date me? Because you're hotter than a dying phoenix. xD

Who are you? "I'm Kaya Kantner."

kantner by Ray_the_sunflowerlover February 21, 2017

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kanter

To randomly omit certain, often important, details.

Megan: Why does the worksheet go from a,b..e? What about c and d?
Chelsea: They got kantered.

kanter by igotkantered March 28, 2010

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Kanter-card

Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.

After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.

Kanter-card by D H July 7, 2007