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when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
damn, homie! those are some kankles!
kankles by amy May 12, 2004

Hospital Kankles 

When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.
Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz!
Kankles by Katie Hater November 7, 2004
a fear based reaction to the lower extremities causing the joint area to exibit unnatural qualities visually recognized as fatty skin. "fantasy application"
quick get some leg warmers ....kankles are growing.
kankles by julieday September 3, 2016

Kankles McGouty

A person who concurrently has fat ankles and gout
The guy with with fat ankles just got a case of kankles mcgouty
Kankles McGouty by WAGSparty July 30, 2019
A disease in which the calf and the foot merge together, effectively cutting out the middle man, aka the ankle.
Look at that lady, her calves just go straight into her foot, man she has kankles.
kankles by TheGibber June 17, 2006