A Kankle is skin that over grows your normal skin on your ankle
A Kankle is also available in chocolate form, but can only be digested by an Irish man.
A Kankle is also available in chocolate form, but can only be digested by an Irish man.
Guy 1 - Omg I woke up today with a kankle
Guy 2 - Omg that well bad, can i eat it?
Guy 1 - no your not irish and its not chocolate
Guy 2 - (commits suicide)
Guy 2 - Omg that well bad, can i eat it?
Guy 1 - no your not irish and its not chocolate
Guy 2 - (commits suicide)
by Breastical March 17, 2009
by fmxdude, February 8, 2006
by AJVoyles May 8, 2011
The Insignificant Amount of Beer Left In A Glass Beer Boot, (A.K.A) Das Boot,
Around the Ankle area.
Around the Ankle area.
JJB was a real pussy, He said he could chug the Boot, but he left a kankle. OR:
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
by Peter Douglas August 22, 2008
The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
VD-Encrusted fat chick who has not only large folds of fat hanging over ankles and knees, but also elbows. Frequently seen at fast-food restaraunts and chinese buffets.
What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
by amoyoy August 10, 2007
When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
by Sacredfart November 17, 2022