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Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.
Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!
by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
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kancles

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When the calf meets the ankle and there is no prescence of an achilles tendon. Mostley seen in fat or obese people.
"Did you see the kancles on that woman?"
by Robert March 13, 2005
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when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
damn, homie! those are some kankles!
by amy May 12, 2004
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Hospital Kankles

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When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
by Sacredfart November 17, 2022
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Kankles

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When the calves and feet are connecting showing no ankle. Its extremely NASTY.
Katie Kurbis has the worst kankles, worse than Aaron Ganz!
by Katie Hater November 7, 2004
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a fear based reaction to the lower extremities causing the joint area to exibit unnatural qualities visually recognized as fatty skin. "fantasy application"
quick get some leg warmers ....kankles are growing.
by julieday September 3, 2016
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A person who concurrently has fat ankles and gout
The guy with with fat ankles just got a case of kankles mcgouty
by WAGSparty July 30, 2019
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