Kalwens are incredibly genuine and kind, although they do love making corny jokes. A Kalwen will always have your back, thanks to their big hearts and even bigger triceps. Although they might reference outdated memes now and then, you'd rather have a Kalwen than a memelord that abandons you when you need them most.

Kalwens are rare and lovable, if you meet one make sure you treasure them. And kiss em on the lips.
Damn i really wish i knew a Kalwen right about now.
by Stillipop November 22, 2021
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kalwene is a kind and caring type of person. She has a considerate eye for everyone, and she cares about her friends. There's always a silly joke ready, and the best smile. Your laugh can save days and your eyes pierce through hearts. She's inspiring and brings out the best in everyone, and maybe you'll never understand how important this can be to someone.

You already saved my days
Her name is Kalwene
by BlueBird1999 November 23, 2021
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