Kalvin's swoosh

The Kalvin swoosh is a very delicate and secretive way to approach somebody on a couch. It is used for but not only limited to purposes like kisses, blowjobs and Instagram account sharing.

Guy: "Bro, I used the Kalvin's swoosh and it worked!"
Other Guy: "Awesome, bro!"

by Meo4 August 14, 2023

Kalvin

The biggest simp

#1: Kalvin is the biggest simp

by Kalvin is a simp March 9, 2020

No Bitches/Kalvin

Kalvin has No Bitches

"Dont be a kalvin and get some bitches."
No Bitches/Kalvin

by KalvinKutty1234 June 17, 2022

Kalvin Garrah

The most popular trans man YouTuber who provides accurate scientific information.

Kalvin garrah explained being trans to my family in his videos

by We_love_it_king July 13, 2021

BRYANT AND (kalvin gay)

totally not a remake so yeah this person fakes being gay only to be gay

bryant and (kalvin gay) exist

by MYHANDLEEXISTS June 5, 2019

Kalvin syndrome

Being fat and short

I have kalvin syndrome

by Chinsh January 3, 2017

Kalvin

A weird ginger man who looks like an egg

Dude 1: Wtf is wrong with that guys head?

Dude 2: Oh he's a Kalvin

by C00lkid420 June 28, 2020