Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.
Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012
(adj.) A sped. An outcast. This person is often linked to the fairytale Repunsal. One one person loves then. This person is cool, but still a huge retard.
by Deejay2260 August 27, 2008
Kalven is awake
by Cottosalamidragon October 27, 2021