The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Kalubala 

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!

Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"

Kalubala by Agent Bud August 12, 2014

kaluba 

a very attractive person who becomes a sex fiend when they are drunk and hooks up with anything breathing

OMG becky that guy is succh a kaluba

kaluba by bramstockersdracula September 2, 2009

Kalua 

An amazing friend who will amaze you in every way ;) she will steal your heart before you even blink! Don't break her heart or you will REGRET IT! And if you want to catch her attention... Go for chocolate!

Kalua is an adorable little heart breaker!

Kalua by Savagebitch32 May 21, 2018

Kaliza 

A girl that is unbelievably pretty with the most amazing personality and a perfect figure. She like to live on the edge, a daredevil. Kaliza’s are usually tomboys with a girly side. She will always be there for you and always have your back. A Kaliza are bad at relationships and have trouble keeping a man because they don’t trust people so easily. But if she trust you consider yourself one of the luckiest person on earth because she will give you everything she has. Kaliza’s are loyal and very active. They all have a bit of a wild side when it comes it. If you find a Kaliza your lucky so don’t let her go. Don’t her slip away.

Johnny: Who that
Derek: That’s Kaliza
Johnny: Man she hot I want her

Derek: Yeah I know

Kaliza by 123Aleis June 24, 2018

Kalura 

she is sweet and pretty, she is like an angel fr. everyone's superhero, she is. she's the type of friend who will always be there and accompany you every step of the way, bad days will be more beautiful if you go through with her. talkative and always brings a cheerful impression, her figure is unbelievably perfect. don't forget that she is awesome too, the definition of a real superhero. everyone gives her lots of love and appreciation, she always deserves to be happy wherever and whenever.

"why do you love Kalura so much?"
"cuz she deserves it"

Kalura by M—e. August 17, 2023

kalufa

Brain dead individual who has no concept of basic life skills

Hey Kalufa

kalufa by Smartass67 July 15, 2020