kalkhoff 

when one cries like a little bitch after consuming too much alcohol, wakes up, cries more, passes back out, eventually shitting himself in the process

dude, it smells like somebody Kalkhoffed out there!

kalkhoff by 1st East January 16, 2007

Kalkoff 

Always honest good morals often of Christian believes and very Loving.

Man thats a real Kalkoff type of guy

Kalkoff by insert name here X7 November 19, 2010