An amazing friend. Everyone should know a Kalani. Kinda a weeb but thats okay :) honestly just an all round great person. not the smartest and doesn't love sports but definitely makes up with it with HER personality!
by jdeahw April 11, 2020
She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.
Get you a kalanie.
by Jaqie Li March 13, 2017
In the Seminole language, the name Kalani translates as light haired, rather, one whose hair is not black. Written in Seminole, it is Kvlane and pronounced kuhlahnee.
Kalani broken down in Seminole: ka, more accurately kv (kuh), means head. Lani, more accurately lane (lahnee) means white or light color
by Saleegee April 5, 2015
Kalani is another word for a stripper. Usually the more unattractive of strippers, and overweight. They may also double as a hooker.
by Morgan Thompson July 11, 2006
I'm going to Kalani your mom!
by Nixsquad November 11, 2010
He is the realest Muthaphuk'n G
Person 1: Damm that guys rock 12 inches on his cock
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
Person 2: Well you know what they say about those kalanis
Person 1: What?
Person 2:When your at work he's fuckn' yo bitch
by UrMate9113 April 12, 2020