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Kal Online 

Kal Online is a free MMORPG developed by Inixsoft, a Korean based game company. It runs on the same game engine as Lineage 2, and is very similar. It was released to international gamers around October of 2004.

Inixsoft used their own home-made translator, and as a result, most of their English is horrid. However, the game was enjoyable without it.

Around March of 2005, Kal Shop was released. It allowed people to buy special in-game items with real money. This sparked a massive amount of credit card fraud, and the game went downhill. People without lives turned Kal into their life, quitting their jobs just to play it. Memory string modifications and credit card fraud caused the economic system to deteroriate, and gameplay value went down as a result. To keep from being banned, people like a player named codon had family members do CCF for them.

Kal Online is now a game full of assholes and credit card frauders. Cookies to those who did their best to keep it good: Tsubasa, Synn, Aimen.
codon: dood, chek owt my +15 Legendary 15!
Synn: You're a disgrace to Kal Online.

Kal GM: The Kal Online server is for maintaining down.
Kal Online by zSilverFox December 31, 2005
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kal online is an mmorpg (massivly multiplayer online roleplaying game - phew) set in korea which is odd since most other mmorpg's are either old england or filled with guns. When you begin you can choose to make as many characters as you like on one free account. the choices are archer: focuses on the agility skill, mage: focuses on the wisdom/intelligence skills, warrioir: which focuses on strength. the 3 different classes all have a totally different set of armour and weapons and are rewarded with being able to wear new better armour each time they level. They are also allowed to spend "points" on whatever stats they want (strength intelligence wisdon agility health) which they also gain as they level up. there are a wide variety of monsters to battle with on the game ranging from level 1 to level 100 and something (?). there are also quiet a few quests to do. the graphics are also pretty good. this said, its no were near as good as runescape ( i quit runescape a looooong time ago) cos runescape is a helluvah lot more addictive. admitting runescape is good is rare from someone who has quit it.
yo bluds like lets play kal online like yeah shizzlenit.
kal online by Childofbodom January 7, 2007
A MMORPG that is free. Graphics are better than Dungeon Siege, environments are lush, and most of the players are friendly. Bills itself as the "First Oriental MMORPG". Made by Koreans. Only drawback is that it is not yet finished, and there are only three jobs currently available.
Wow, its 3 o'clock already? Man, Kalonline just sucked away more of my life.
Kalonline by culpepperreeks December 27, 2004
kalonline
n.
1. home of the haxxor.
1. let's play kalonline - btw don't forget to run the speedhack or we won't be able to level what with all the assassin speedhacker one-hit-killers running round pking us.
Kalonline by angela February 14, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026