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kai lan is chinese broccoli.
it's also the name of the girl a children's show where they teach people to speak mandarin chinese.
which i find funny because the girl's name is kai lan and that means broccoli in chinese so i'm like "wtf why did her parents name her broccoli?"
mom: it's a girl!

dad: what should we name her?

mom: kai lan!

dad: um... why would we name our child broccoli?

mom: because broccoli pwns all
by kai lan (aka broccoli) August 01, 2011
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