Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019

Kesler-bomb 

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.

Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.

Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011

Ryan Kesler 

A person that is half man half beast.

# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.

Ryan Kesler by Servine December 16, 2011

Keesler 

A vast and mystical place where souls are lost and diseases are contracted. Singularly responsible for the demise of western culture, knickers and Jackson.

Everyone that's ever been to Keesler: I'm feeling good about myself. Too good, in fact. Perhaps I need a trip to Keesler to remind me what a piece of shit I really am. Yes - that's the ticket! By golly, that'll cure me of everything good in my life!! Micromanage me into worthlessness because I LOVE it!!

Keesler by mrm5593 September 25, 2006

Kesler

Coming from the root word "kesl" meaning copper, and the suffix "er" for one who is/does. Simply "copper worker".

Today more or less means someone who does things logically.

"Dumbass! that's what you get for not using the Kesler method.

Kesler by Blarmitskerpoo June 28, 2008

Kesler's Theory 

Within every atomic mass in creation exists an entire universe. Through the fusion of two atomic masses the universes within them collide to form one greater though unstable universe. Through division one atomic mass is split and so splits the universe within it into two smaller but much more stable universes. The universes within atomic masses lie dormant until either fusion or division.

If we assume that Kesler's Theory is true then we can also assume that the Big Bang Theory is also true and was the result of the fusion of two atomic masses in another universe.

Kesler's Theory by yugeryy January 22, 2022

Keslering 

With reference to the sport of ice hockey. To embellish upon a highly marginal rule infraction in order to draw a penalty.

Slang: to fall down like a bitch when breathed upon or given a dirty look.

"Hey that sure was a great soccer match wasn't it?"

"Not really, the other team was Keslering all over the place."

Keslering by TheHockeyGod January 26, 2013