Top Definition
1.One who uses a guitar for heavy masturbation.
2. One who listens to destiny's Child while spanking the bishop
3.One who crys everytime he sees a nipple.
4.One who fucks dogs
5.One who enjoys a good wica waca (click on tag)
6.One decent enough to give a full reach around
Keisuke is such a kabuke.
by Matthew Bernard February 02, 2008

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