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kablastafucked 

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.
kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003

kablasterfuck 

Refered to the alchoholic shot consisting of 2/3 part Everclear, and 1/3 part energy drink. When drank you will get Kablasterfucked.
"Hey man I'm looking to get drunk tonight, what should I drink?"
"You will want to drink the Kablasterfuck, and you wont get drunk, you'll get Kablasterfucked!"
kablasterfuck by Benny Aldy April 13, 2008

kablasterfuck 

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.
Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...
kablasterfuck by Eliot B April 20, 2008
Kalastar is they type of person to only play games they are good at. If you know anyone that is a Kalastar, then I am sorry.
Person 1: Hey, wanna come play games with me and Kalastar?
Person 2: NO WAY!!!!
Kalastar by Howsabout December 11, 2021

Kablastafuck

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!
Kablastafuck by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

Kabeasta 

A legendary mythical being with long flowing curly locks, from whence came his strength, vigour, and immortality. The mighty beast would often roam the earth barefoot, and could be spotted playing a glorious tune of triumph on his harmonica. Once his sacred and luscious hair was cut, the essence of Kabeasta was no more.
"Long live Kabeasta!"
Kabeasta by Loyal Desciple December 11, 2008