Kawaal 

To trick, deceive,
1. to mislead by a false appearance or statement; delude: They kawaaled the enemy by disguising the destroyer as a freighter.
2. to be traitorous
3.
– Statement used at the end of a sentence (used 4.
Person 1: I slept with Hally Barry!
Person 2: KAWAAL

4. Verb. Don't Kawaal me you junkie.

Kawaal by Omar Bailax March 13, 2008

Kabalarian 

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.

A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.

Kabalarian by Festerius April 17, 2006

Kabbalah 

An ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna.

"Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?"

Kabbalah by sajor March 4, 2005

Kabalarian Philosophy 

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.

The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

Kabalarian Philosophy by daken February 20, 2009

louda ka baal 

derogatory cruse in Hindi (Indian Language) used in Indian sub Continent. Literal meaning: pubic hair

Used op say "you idiot"

"louda ka baal"

"that louda ka baal never does what he is told."

louda ka baal by tgkprog October 18, 2009

Kabbalah 

1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians.

Note that real magicians do not charge money for spiritual enlightenment.

2. A cult invented in the 1960s by a fake Rabbi called Michael Berg. He basically just read all the books on the subject and created a million-pound enterprise aimed at getting money out of gullible celebrities like Madonna, etc.

1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures.

2. Michael Berg: The way to enlightenment is to pay me $200 for some old tat that was already available free or next to nothing anyway.

Kabbalah by Dr Pinch October 22, 2004

kabaling 

while playing the MMO Skyshard heros you favor using just undead hero Kabal, blasting whole bases to the ground.

I got back at the other guild by Kabaling every base in their guild.

kabaling by TedNugent November 14, 2013