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Koticked 

Definition one: When a business sells product that customarily includes features normally included but said business is selling the same features for additional price.

Definition two: Any time a business (video game or otherwise) sells a barebones product and sells "additional" content that is necessary to use product for a price.

(Does not apply if initial product is of fair value)
Example of definition one:

1st person: "I just went to this restaurant and had a steak dinner. It wasn't bad but they charged me for the steak sauce and even for the ketchup for my side order of fries. That stuff is supposed to be included last time I checked!"

2nd person: "Yeah, you got Koticked."

Example of definition two:

1st person: "Man I just bought this awesome new video game but just to play with all my friends I gotta by a ton of download content. I bought it for $50 but all this extra stuff is costing like $100 more."

2nd person: "You've been Koticked."
Koticked by MrHapkido September 17, 2010
Related Words

Going full Kotick 

Going full Kotick refers to the Activision-Blizzard sexual harrassment lawsuit that came to light in 2021.

By 'Going full Kotick' a successful and thriving business or person goes through a number of changes devolving into a lesser being, becoming known only for their infamous deeds, in particular sexual-related harassment.
With the announcement of NFTs and calling their customer base stupid, Ubisoft are well on their way to going full Kotick

Never go full Kotick
Going full Kotick by Shelk January 28, 2022
1. A white seal from the jungle book.
2.A lonley colledge student from bedford that works at a summer camp.
3.Unable to get some/ steals everyones bitches
4. A yell
1.Hey Oonai i'm taking your g/f out to lunch.
2.Hey Karrat its Kotic let me talk to your g/f as you sit and wait
kotic by oonai/ k rat October 14, 2005
The shit left behind when one doesn’t wipe well enough.
This Kotick is really chapping my ass, I should get a bidet.
Kotick by Duloz November 23, 2021

Kotic Powernap

A survival mechanism where the body enters involuntary hibernation mode, ignoring alarms, responsibilities, and human contact.
“Don’t worry, he’s not dead — just in a Kotic powernap.”

“Classic Kotic behavior: 15-minute nap, 9-hour coma.”
Kotic Powernap by Papavlas January 27, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026