K-O-Y rule

k-o-y rule is a simple and effective method on popular applications such as Facebook chat or AIM to get annoying people to fuck off. Basically, all you do is respond "k", "o", and "y" after everything the annoying person says. They will realize that your one letter responses seem to show lack of interest in the subject at hand. Repeat if intended subject isn't fucking off

K-O-Y rule in action:
Example 1:
Jack: Hey Phillip!
Phillip: k
Jack: Wanna hang out?
Phillip: o
Jack: Well I didn't mean to be a bother...
Phillip: y
Jack: I'M LONELY OKAY?
Phillip: k

Example 2:
David: ...and then Julie started acting strange
Phillip: k
David: But I didn't finish.
Phillip: o
David: Will you stop with that??
Phillip: y

by kkpeezout November 25, 2011