kleg nuts 

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

kleg nuts by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003

Kleggie 

A generic term used for "local" currency. Removes the need to remember what the name of the currency is wherever you are.

Wow, it's 4 kleggies for one of those - and only 1 kleggy for a beer! Too much!

Kleggie by dylan home February 18, 2020

kleg nut 

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

kleg nut by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

ARSE KLEGGS by richie williams May 2, 2008

Kleg 

A lone lump of fetal matter found floating in the loo at random intervals.

Kleg by sanchez September 5, 2003

KLEGGED 

KLEGGED = when a person consumes too much of the drug ketamine also know as "K" and have the sensation of having the feeling as if they have no legs

I'm suffering from a classic case If being klegged

KLEGGED by Caremal funk January 24, 2018

Kleg 

When a leg is abnormally large.

"Woooooowwwww, have you seen Tiffany's kleg?"

"Yea how could u miss that?"

Kleg by Imavictimofrape March 9, 2020