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janged on 

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey
-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!
janged on by Not Joey October 28, 2007
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Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.
Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.
Janged by YKG J June 6, 2019
when someone wrongs you, lies to you, or screws up and you clean up the mess.
"I got 'janged' having to clean up the mess that guy left behind"
janged by JO JO MAMA December 23, 2007
the state of an object being unusual, particularly crazed, or bootleg; jang , bootleg
The schemes that Edgar were involved in were mass jangedy, as was the look on his face.
jangedy by Murdock P.Diego November 19, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026