Reebok, Juvenile raps about them alot
Check out dem Juves!
Dem Juves be toe up!
I got to have dem Juves!
by phat stylez July 13, 2004
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A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.
Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!
by paulvmunix November 20, 2007
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Napoli Juve Aperol is an Italian trend originated from the mishearing of the popular song Human (Rag'n'Bone Man).
It was first created by a Tiktok which went viral and got reposted many times, too many times, even by skillscrewhd with 5 million views, then it was nominated the meme of May by S7ORMy and now it's all over Italian Youtube, Tiktok, Reddit, Instagram and dunno why Amazon
2016: Bella questa canzone! (What a beautiful song!)
2019: Rimane sempre bellissima (It's still a beautiful song)
2021: Sarà sempre la mia infanzia (It will be forever my childhood)
2022: NAPOLI JUVE APEROL
by AHDL June 2, 2022
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A shorter hipper active take on rejuvenation: resurrecting a prior idea or activity that lost traction but is now back on.
Oh man, didn't ever take that trip because of the Corona, but now that we're all vaccinated it's definitely back in the juve machine!
by Land Snark May 27, 2021
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A shorter hipper active take on the concept of rejuvenation: firing up an idea that existed before but lost traction.
Oh man, I didn't think we should take that trip before because of the Corona, but it's definitely back in the juve machine now!
by Land Snark May 27, 2021
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