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justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014
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Justicing 

Verb.
To Justice
To perform an act of Justice
That boy is being bullied! It is time for me to start Justicing and protect him! FOR JUSTICE!
Justicing by Danicus13 January 11, 2009

justicing 

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)
justicing by thetruth. March 9, 2008

Justicing 

the act of deciding a dispute, mainly involves the rating of a female and the settling of insults
Matt was justicing when he decided Anneke was top 5.
Justicing by First Justicer December 7, 2009

Justining 

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them
Neither one, he's justining both of them
Justining by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

Justining 

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.
Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.
Justining by Wet backington May 4, 2020

Justining 

The art of breaking up with your girlfriend going for another girl failing at that relationship going for your old girlfriend and then failing at that one as well
Friend: You’re totally Justining her, should’ve stayed with your first choice