A car, usually late 60's-70's era American muscle car, that is left in primer, and built up to beastly proportions, giving it a rough, loud, aggressive presence.
by CeeCee666 June 30, 2009
A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.
After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.
by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley July 28, 2007
A girl with a physical abnormality that is desparate to put out because nobody will sleep with them. Junkyard is used because usually one or more parts of them is not real.
by NaderNicolas March 4, 2007
1. a particularly vicious and dangerous dog, especially one chained up as a result of it's attacks
2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person
(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)
2. a particularly vicious and dangerous person
(dogs of such a temperament are frequently used to guard junkyards in movies)
by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2009
“Babe do you mind scratching the area between my balls and butthole?” “Your Chinese junkyard?” “Oh yes that’s right”
by Lrgbonedawg November 16, 2021
“I was at my slow pitch softball game and the pitch hit home plate, bounced up right into my Chinese junkyard”
by Lrgbonedawg November 16, 2021
An old sandwich that has been left out. It is usually accompanied by the distinct odor of old cheese and deli meat.
My brothers room was littered with old pizza boxes, dirty laundry and even a lonley junkyard sandwich.
by Josh Harris (slang creator) October 18, 2006