Jumper Cable Titties 

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

Jumper Cable Titties by Snoke September 27, 2019

Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

nevada jumper cable 

when you take a girl out for a nice sea food dinner and never call her again!

bam! nevada jumper cable bitch!

nevada jumper cable by bergina slayer August 16, 2010

jumper cables 

An attack where one sneaks behind his victim and jabs him in the ribs, on both sides simultaneously. So called because of the jolt, like electricity delivered through jumper cables.

JUMPER CABLES!!! Scaddipps, that hurt, you douchebag!

jumper cables by WWII October 29, 2004

Jumper cables 

The act of giving two handjobs to two separate men at the same time. This term was "dubbed" as jumper cables because "positive" and "negative" penises being black and white, though not necessarily referring to this. Used sometimes to describe brothers on the DL. Real dedication and skill have to be used to create the appropriate amount of pleasure in both parties. Both members being pleasured must ejaculate at the same time, just like jump starting a car.

I gave jumper cables to my dad and brother at the same time, and it really jump started my heart (mouth).

Jumper cables by Jameson Dillon June 21, 2007

Jumper cables 

A set of clamps connected by insulated wires used to transfer electricity between vehicles. Also useful as a child disciplinary tool.

So, I was making myself a smoothie when I spilled it on the floor. My dad flipped and beat the shit out of me with a set of jumper cables.

Jumper cables by Intelligence001 May 23, 2020

jumper cables 

Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.

***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.

Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!

jumper cables by benormous May 5, 2006