ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

ball jump by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010

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african jumpball

n. a sport involving getting a medium sized round orange ball into a hoop 10 feet high. this game is primarily dominated by those of African descent

Suburban Wigger 1: cho dawg, watcha wanna dues today?
Suburban Wigger 2: yo yo yo, i just wanna chill 'n' play some african jumpball yo
Suburban Wigger 1: ya boi, but we ain't got no n***ers in her'

african jumpball by stuck_in_the_suburbs June 13, 2005

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jumpball

Teabagging a girl immediately after completing a pole vault. The girl should be already laying on the mat when you start the maneuver, in the approximate area of your landing. Be sure to land face down.

Don: Did you hear John jumpballed Jenny yesterday right after track practice?
Tim: No way! Are you serious? I heard that's really dangerous!
Don: Yeah, I was gathering the javelins and saw them, I'm so jealous!

jumpball by pwnzor666 March 18, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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