juoksukaljat

Grab n' go beers. Popular sport in Finland.

In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit

This is art in Finland

Ei vittu, Make kuulemma otti juoksukaljat ja jäi kiinni.

Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.

juoksukaljat by KelpoTietaja April 25, 2017

Papa-Jukes 

A term used in the Warcraft III custom game DotA. One who "Jukes" or escapes in a tight situation with extreme spontaneity and skills leaving the enemy confused and puzzled due to what seemed to be an easy kill but now a lost memory. The red color of the enemy's hit points increases your hunger to hunt him down with one last hit but your movement speed cannot match that of your opponent's. That fog of war shit fucks you up to damn. Can be compared to a cross-over performed in basketball.

Sven: AYO G! WHERE DA FAWK DID LESHRAC GO?

Traxex: IDK MAN!

Leshrac: CANT TOUCH DIS NIGGUH! THEY CALL ME DA PAPA-JUKES!

Strygwyr: wtf is that?... fag

Papa-Jukes by BoomChikaWhat August 8, 2008

junkshopping 

When you’re live streaming, and you begin having technical difficulties, including, but not limited to: buffering, audio breaking up, video resolution resembles a potato, losing internet connection, etc.

We were having such a great conversation on our live stream, then we started junkshopping, and nobody could see us, or understand what we were saying.

junkshopping by Aunt_Jer October 22, 2020

jukker 

super lazy person. A person who does nothing all day. A rude person. A person that steals stuff or takes something.

Get of the couch. Stop being a jukker.

I got ripped off like a jukker.
Lazy jukker.
Don't steal stuff or you'll be a juker

jukker by karteler July 16, 2014

Young Jukes 

A kid from Florida named Ashton who is good at juking out enemy squads on video games.
It usually refers to the situations that result from landing in a BR game mode and being last to obtain a weapon.

Yo Pain, I’m down... I need a revive!
Sure hang on ViRUS!
Aww come on man he is going to BM me.
Bro, ask young jukes to get you.
Young jukes! Help me!
Nahhhh fam I’m over here juking for my life!

Young Jukes by Fear the ViRUS March 24, 2019

Vegan Junks 

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks

John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back

Vegan Junks by dawgarchive December 19, 2022

Jukka 

Jukka is a very smart, loving and kind guy. He hurts when you hurt, and he never wants to see the people he loves/cares for be hurt, he somehow always finds a way to make them laugh... even if it embarrasses himself. He LOVES sports. And once he finds a girl that he really really likes, he will do anything to make her happy❤️

Jukka is amazing

Jukka by Gdjdksbfbfjxkdmd April 19, 2021