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juggahater 

A juggahater is a productive, contributing member of society. They are recognized as disliking juggalos and juggalettes who are objectively acknowledged as members that inhabit the lowest echelons of the human feeding chain.

Unlike its antonyms, juggalo and juggalette, juggahaters can be potentially good-looking but may not necessarily be so.
Juggalo: "society is dark and fucked up. fuck the world."
Juggahater: "get a grip you whiny ass juggalo."
juggahater by axedisasta July 22, 2009
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juggulars 

Look at the juggulars on that bitch!

Juggahater 

The only sensible people on Earth, hating all things evil and retarded (Juggalos/Juggalettes)
-Man im a juggalo fo life!!1 ICP!

-Fuck you you retarded poser monkey. Im a juggahater *burns juggalo on a stake*
Juggahater by Juggalosaregay April 7, 2009
The "clever" modification to the term "Juggalo".

See where they went with that?
Instead of Jugga~LO, something anyone with self respect would take pride in, and not a totally retarded thing to be called,
(hold on. It gets more complicated, so pay attention. Because just when you think they're gonna go one way, POW!)
they say Jugga~HO.... which totally turns it into something stupid.
Like all of a sudden, you think: Hey! I just got insulted! I was going for Jugga~LO and they totally blew my mind and said Jugga~HO! Haha!...heh, It totally sounded like Juggalo until the end of the word! I was totally OWNED!

That's right,
Now, through the magic of wordplay only previously attainable by the scathing rapier-wit of a second grade playground fight, the once majestic title of Juggalo has now become the most degrading of insults, absolutely unlike the way it was before
....not stupid.

I hereby cite the case of Pot vs. Kettle in the infamous "You're black" hearings of 1604-now.
and
The case of puke vs. shit in the now heavily publicized "You stink" trial of 1973.
HATCHITZ_334:
yall just a juggaho ill fuck ur moms dick and lauph while i kill u wit my hatchit held hi!!!11!

Me:
...So, does this mean that I don't get to paint my face like a twit, hang out with a group of pot smokers with a full set of teeth and odd number of toes between them, listen to two grown men dressed like fools, rhyme poorly about a magical circus of retards who judge people based on some idiotic pseudo-religion who's tenets are primarily scribed in the liner notes of a handful of CDs!?!
JuggaletteJenny13:
You know, just because some juggalos (READ: 90%) are illiterate morons doesn't mean there isn't a genius juggalo out there.
(who gets off on such brilliant lyrics like "Bitch you's a ho, and ho you's a bitch. Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch." or "You're the ugliest bitch I know, but I'd still fuck you, red neck ho." or "Great Milenko gave me three wishes, that night I fucked three fat bitches!)
Juggaho by FlowersInMidgar May 31, 2007
a subspecies of the infamous juggalo. they are, as our generation likes to call them, "wannabe" juggalos. there is some confusion to the laymen about what this is sometimes. the fact is that anyone who wants to be "down wid da clown" is neither reputable nor intelegent. thus they are intrinsicly the same.
i sent three juggahos to jail and another has AIDS. my day is good.
juggaho by chris January 23, 2005

jugghead 

A jugghead is someone is inextricably placed in a vegetative state when met by a pair of large breasts ususally located on the upper chest section of a woman. There is no hope for this person. They are juggheads. They can't be helped.
Vrin: You got that vedge look man.
Jadu: I know. Sally Sue just walked by jiggling her double d's.
Vrin: You're a jugghead man. Admit it.
Jadu; Ok. I am.
jugghead by jethrojones January 30, 2009