juggahater 

A juggahater is a productive, contributing member of society. They are recognized as disliking juggalos and juggalettes who are objectively acknowledged as members that inhabit the lowest echelons of the human feeding chain.

Unlike its antonyms, juggalo and juggalette, juggahaters can be potentially good-looking but may not necessarily be so.

Juggalo: "society is dark and fucked up. fuck the world."
Juggahater: "get a grip you whiny ass juggalo."

juggahater by axedisasta July 22, 2009

juggalette/juggalo 

A fan of the hip-hop duo known as Insane Clown Posse. Juggalette being a female fan. Juggalo being a male fan.

(While you will find multiple interpretations, the one common denominator is being a fan of those musicians, or one who associates with fans of those musicians.)

The juggalette/juggalo was let down by people who did not understand her/him.

juggalette/juggalo by Finding J.R. "Bob" Dodds December 26, 2012

jiggalate

v.- stemming from the behavior exhibited by individuals under the influence of X, jiggalation (the act of jiggalating) has grown in its scope and its impact. Now, one needs not be in a drug-induced euphoria to jiggalate. With the advent of several underground hit songs and the spread of its dance craze throughout south Louisiana, jiggalation is more than just popping x... it's more than a dance... it's a state of mind; it's a way of life.

"...people don't dance no more, all they do is jig..."
--From "All They Do is Jig", by Sam I Am

jiggalate by Erin September 17, 2004

Juggahater 

The only sensible people on Earth, hating all things evil and retarded (Juggalos/Juggalettes)

-Man im a juggalo fo life!!1 ICP!

-Fuck you you retarded poser monkey. Im a juggahater *burns juggalo on a stake*

Juggahater by Juggalosaregay April 7, 2009

Juggalo/Juggalette 

(note: in this definition, when I refer to "all", I don't literally mean "each and every one". Don't be fucking stupid)

1. Extremely loyal followers of the Insane Clown Posse, and psychopathic records artists in general, almost to the point of worship.

2. Claim to be different, unique, and non-conformist, yet they dress exactly the same, talk exactly the same (ICP slang that nobody else in the world uses, yet they use it when speaking to everyone), and act mostly the same. Non-conformist? No.

3. Claim to be "hated", "outcasts", and things of that nature. Every time they have a gathering, they leave garbage everywhere, trash the place, and assault people 10 on 1. And then, they wonder why people hate them. Otherwise, in reality, nobody really gives enough of a shit to hate them, but they are calling more and more negative attention to themselves.

4. Shooting-sprees, hatchet murder, killing, mass murder, necrophilia are all acceptable by juggalo standards, but don't you dare be racist or a bigot!

5. Claim that "you don't have to like ICP, or even psychopathic records to be a juggalo". This statement, in and of itself, is absolutely moronic. Since ICP coined the term "juggalo" to refer to their fans, I doubt that die-hard Shania Twain fans are going to be calling themselves juggalos anytime soon.

6. Claim to "not give a fuck", but get extremely offended at anyone who thinks that ICP is bad, and anyone who dares to challenge their juggalo ways.

7. Claim that "haters" don't know what they are talking about, and that they "don't understand". I have been listening to ICP since 1993, longer than most of these "juggalos", and I would never refer to myself as one of them.

8. Blindly buy into the money-making juggernaut that is Psychopathic records, who sell overpriced t-shirts, hats, lighters, underwear, balloons, and just about anything else that says ICP on it, while J and 2 Dope sit back, laugh, and become millionaires.

9. Refer to other juggalos, complete strangers, mind you, as "family". If liking the same kind of music as others makes you family, well shit, I must have a lot of goddamn family!

Juggalo/Juggalette: Yo yo yo MCL MCL ninja we be headin to shangri-la cuz im down wit da clown lets get some neden, bitchboy! oh yea MMFWCL wicked clowns!

Normal person: What the fuck are you talking about?? Speak in a language that everyone understands.

Juggalo/Juggalette: But but, I thoughtz all ninjas used ICP slang!

Normal person: Get your head outta your ass. Immediately!

Juggalo/Juggalette by MacDAS October 28, 2006

Juggalo/juggalette 

Slightly resembling humanoid type figures with severe emotional issues that don't want to be recognized. Which is the real Juggalo/Juggalette?

Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?

If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.

If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).

And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?

Juggalo/juggalette by Bob the Jugga-Sheep August 18, 2006

Juggahater 

A person that recognizes the hypocrisies of Juggalos and Juggalettes and disapproves greatly.

"I'm going to call myself a Juggalette so that everyone knows that I don't care what they think of me. And since I care so little about their thoughts of me and my fam... I'll kick their juggahater ass if they talk smack. We have to stick together... or I'll just be an average person again that doesn't fit in anywhere. I'm tired of not fitting in. Damn I'm lonely."

Juggahater by Juggahater December 17, 2008