To flake; the act of flaking; to make commitments to an event, but decide to drop out at the last moment, usually because of inexplicable or convoluted reasons that just don't make sense.
A: Hey Cindy, I thought you had a dinner date with Lorraine or something like that.

B: Yeah, I thought so too, but then she pulled a jovi on me.
by runintoluck September 30, 2010
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When one cuts off both the sleeves AND neck of their t shirt.
Eug is the best at making Jovis
by Black Wizard Bna August 30, 2010
The scientific term used to refer to someone who possesses an abnormally large forehead. A jovi is also extremely insecure about it and chooses to crop it out of selfies. If one brings up the topic of foreheads around a Jovi, the Jovi will choose to curse you out extremely deliberately.
Jovi's are also known to maintain sexual relations with middle school teachers disguised as hobos, eat Taco Bell incessantly, and fuck little indian boys.
Ex. 1
Nate: Did you see that girl over there?
Mark: Yeah, that Jovi's forehead to face ratio is ludicrous!
Ex. 2
Bhavesh: Do you think I'll get laid tonight?
Raviteja: Yeah dude, I heard there is a Jovi at the party!
Ex. 3
Guy 1: Did you hear that Jovi is grounded?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: She snuck out of the house to get Taco Bell!
Guy2: What a 6headass!
by Dongerzz December 29, 2014
a tiny penis with no friends
damn that penis was such a jovis.
by gailplatt January 10, 2012
Started in the 90's, term meaning to want to sell one's mom and drugs, also can be slang for fat ass idoit mother F**ker
"You are a Jovi!" says bob,
"am not" says Harry

Harrys last name is Dick
by TomTom November 11, 2004
A fat blond haired kid who enjoys eating poo.
That guy is such a Jovi
by Dan October 01, 2004
1. Abbreviation for Bon Jovi

2. Nickname for an awesome person
1. Dude, did you hear Bon Jovi last night?

2. Oh man, you did all that today? You're such a Jovi
by 1337winner March 07, 2010

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