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verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
joshify by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
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Joshifer 

The ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson
I ship Joshifer so hard!
Joshifer by Amy567 June 7, 2013

joshifer smut 

Joshifer (jennifer lawrence and josh hutcherson) sex and by all the fanfiction I read it's pretty fucking hot
Holy shit that joshifer smut fanfiction I read was really hot
A girl so beatiful and gorgeous that men wont even try to stand in front of her , those eyes are like venus flytraps but instead of catching insects it traps the hearts of men. The word joshiny can be used to describe beauty
You look Joshiny today

My Dick is Joshiny
Joshiny by JJMLMFAO November 25, 2021
A cute person that I have dated. She has a nice personality and is always loyal. She's there when you need her and she's a bad bitch so hit her line. BC you can't find someone like her. And nobody could replace her, BC she's one of a kind. And she's been threw a lot and she's a very strong person. I live her so much. And I'm so happy that I met you!!!💯❤
Joshiya is so hot
Joshiya by Jeff Blu December 15, 2017
The process of introducing Chonny Jash songs to people, dragging them down into a hole they couldn’t see. The songs are usually from the album “Chonny’s Charming Chaos Compendium,” though one would also use other Chonny Jash songs outside the album.
"I wanna jashify my sister"
"how do I jashify someone"
"I will jashify you!!!!!!!!"
“I will jashify all of you”
Jashify by Itsamehmaria July 28, 2023
verb (josified,josifies,josifying)

To procrastinate, not punctual, loves working at the eleventh hour

noun-josification
that girl loves to josify when it comes to doing assignments.
josify by Mr. Nerd October 1, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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