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Josef Fritzl 

Josef Fritzl is a man who supports you and understands you, and you always feel assured around him. He's caring, intelligent and has an impressive knowledge of beers. He dresses well and drives a BMW. He loves to talk about music and knows how to support you in a number of ways, so don't hesitate to ask him if you need help with your dreams or some good tips on gardening, because he has a taste like no other guy. He listens and sees the center of the problem and then provides you with troubleshooting, paying attention to the minutest detail. He's a friend you can count on even when you don't expect it, and he makes you laugh so hard. He makes you feel relaxed, because he's a man of his word and even has a soft side. Josef Fritzl's voice range is contra-alto. He has a nice dad bod due to the healthy regime he maintains, and it does good to be around him, and sometimes you might feel bored before he then takes you bowling on sundays. At the same time he gives you novel ideas, and once you feel stuck, not that you should worry; he'll give you a walk through. Other characteristics of Josef Fritzl are articulate, considerate, respectful, memorable, highly sensitive, and once you're around him you should note that he's a artistic person.
Josef Fritzl? I heard he's an amazing guy. Hell, I really wanna get to know him!
Josef Fritzl by Esa4 February 1, 2021

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs 

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026