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Jorgenson 

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.
Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."
Jorgenson by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005

Joey Jordison 

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.
Joey Jordison fucking rocks!
Joey Jordison by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006

Joey Jordison 

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!
Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!
Joey Jordison by Lindroos April 17, 2008

Joey Jordison 

a fuckin awesome drummer and guitarist who plays with slipknot and the murderdolls
Joey Jordison by dragonguy October 14, 2006

Joey Jordison 

The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.
Joey Jordison by SlipKnoTCultist October 25, 2006