For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the maleexistence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.
For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.
Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."
Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.
The drummer for the comprehensive nu-metal band SlipKnot, and the guitarist / backup vocalist for the band Murderdolls. both awesome bands, and Joey Jordison owns your mom.
Joey Jordison is the most gorgeous drummer in the history of drummers. not to mention kickass.