jooked

jooked means stabbed

"dat bwaii got jooked in tha leg"

by ^-^ April 15, 2006

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg July 11, 2008

Jook

Used mainly in Belfast, Ireland:

Slang for 'Look'. But in an informal, casual manner.

Often follows the word wee.

Have you tried that new noodle bar in town?

No, I had wee jook in the other day but didn't fancy it

by bananafish1 June 10, 2011

Jook

A Jook is to chode as chode is to jook. A Jook is a small wrinkled ballsack. Commonly seen in conjunction with a chode.

Margaret and Rodger love sucking jook’s at the weekend

‘Rodger’ that was the tastiest jook this week.

by Jook anonymous May 26, 2022

jooked

Verb. To be stabbed by an African-American of middle-class descent. Commonly followed by a stereotypical gangsta phrase, such as "cut you mo-fugga!!".

*white person walking down street, gets stabbed by black man*
Black Man: cut you mo-fuggahhhh!!!
White Guy: *cries* oh god!
Random Black bypasser: oh shit! you got jooked son!

by Jimmy 'The Mammoth' Hernes December 27, 2006

Jook it

Solo sex act preformed by a male. The act of being on all fours while reaching around your back and jerking off.

I really enjoy jooking it with essential oils.

I’m going to jook it.

by Rusty Lawrence September 20, 2018

jooks

noun: Enjoyment, usually specifically in the form of sexual gratification but also in a general context for sublime pleasure in an activity.
A Western bastardisation of the Creole/Jamaican verb jook "to have sex"

Also spelt as: joux, joox

See also: jollies, kicks

"So... you get your jooks throwing rocks at trains?"

M: Uhhh... nnnnnh...oooooh yeah OH! ohhhhhh...
F: Oh no you didn't! I haven't got my jooks yet!?!

by spider1984 January 31, 2007