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A one liner of great merit usually pulled from the ether after a lengthy period of silence and solemnity.
By their nature jonnyisms are fleeting but unmatched in their sarcasm and biting nature, as such there are no recorded examples but after a jonnyism is uttered a rousing cheer of "that was a fantastic jonnyism" can be heard!
jonnyism by dvoid March 8, 2005
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Jonny is never wrong, people just have to keep questioning him!
Jonny: If Jonnyism isn't in the fucking dictionary when I die...
Jonnyism by Stevedercoole! March 31, 2020
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A case where every person is against you no matter the current circumstances.
I am under attack and it could be considered jonnism
Jonnism by HuggieHooligan December 14, 2020
A really cool guy, however his emotions or actions are opposite of what he shows. You may define them as a Tsundere, however Jonnism is too cool to be only defined as a Tsundere.
Jonnism always teases dargon, but in reality he loves him and wants more attention.
Have you seen Jon, recently it feels like he's turning into a Jonnism,
jonnism by Syncynatic December 14, 2020

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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