A beverage that gets people drunk really quickly.
Logan Miller: fancy seeing you here

Bartender: what can I get you guys?

Clarissa: can I get a jonic and six cokes please
Logan Miller: I’ll have what she’s having and tea
by Sethrogenloveslogan February 6, 2019
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Fair and Genuine....

(Katherine Moran and Loren Welsh Found it in an Urban Dictionary in 2004, therefore, is still valid)
Jason: What is ur Jonic oppinion of me?

Loren: I think you are Jonic!

Jason: what's that?

Loren: You'll find out....
by Lovely Loren January 16, 2005
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She is a mad chill, cool to be around, and only rude when needed to be, can be petty when wanted but isn’t. Not a lot of friends(keeps a small circle). Phone addict.

Shy when she doesn’t know you. Dancer,smart, and straight up. Also gets all the boys. And stuck on her ex that’s on and off.
Nahh She look mad chill that must be Jonice.
by Thatssoojacob July 22, 2019
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Fair and Genuine, according to lovely loren, the resident clever-boots

See rational or legitimate
Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
by Jason October 1, 2004
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Jonice is a ‘typo’ and Janice. Janice is a piece of shit that always swears. I hate Janice and she hates everyone. A piece of shit, ‘Jonice’, is fuck!
This Jonice is too bad. No friends with her/him!
by iSpaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 6, 2019
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