Jason: I finally had a shower!
Loren: Wow, so you dont smell?
Jason: Geez, that was a bit blunt...!
Loren: No, it was just jonic.
Jason: Why was it fair and genuine?
Loren: Well, you haven't showered in a week
Jason: Look, you're sure right..
Loren: Look, I sure am...!
Fair and Genuine....
(Katherine Moran and Loren Welsh Found it in an Urban Dictionary in 2004, therefore, is still valid)
Jason: What is ur Jonic oppinion of me?
Loren: I think you are Jonic!
Jason: what's that?
Loren: You'll find out....