A concert venue where a bunch of Long Island girls congregrate and take a plethora of photographs to post on Instagram.
Basic Girl 1: Are you going to see One Direction?
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
Basic Girl 2: Yes, I am going to see the Jones Beach Concert.
by Chucklepound I October 20, 2014
Realization that you're going to shit your pants and there's no hope of making it to a bathroom.
(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)
(derived from the between the restroom/parking lot/snack bar at NYC's popular public beach and the area where all the best eye candy tends to settle for the day)
It didn't even occur to me I'd get a major case of jones beach syndrome after eating bad mexican food and then going on a hike.
by ohgodnotagain August 10, 2009