Jon Huntsman 

Essentially the only Republican who isn't an anti-science, bible-thumping sociopath, and thus, he's in last place amongst the current presidential candidates.

Person 1: Huh, Jon Huntsman's a Republican who believes in both evolution and man-made global warming.

Person 2: Bullshit.

Jon Huntsman by dumaitisagain November 6, 2011

Jon Hume 

Jon Hume is the oldest of the 3 Hume brothers. He plays in the alternative rock band Evermore, who are from Feilding New Zealand. Jon is the lead singer-guitarist of the band, and is notably tall. Jon went to school until around age 12(?), but then his mother home schooled him and his brothers. He produces most of Evermores work. He has said before that if he was not in Evermore, he would probably be producing other bands.

Jon Hume "Hey what's up."
Me "Um hey can I pleeease have a photo with you?"
Jon Hume "Yeah ofcourse" *poses*
Me "Oh.. I'm really little.."
Jon Hume "Don't worry, I will crouch for you" :]
*this happened on June 23 2007 in Wellington New Zealand after one of Evermores concerts on the "Real Life" tour

Jon Hume by Nicky New Zealand! July 23, 2007

jon hutton 

faggot who always tried to smoke your weed for free.

Hi i'm jon hutton! can i smoke your weed just because?

jon hutton by fuuuuuucked up September 29, 2010

Jon Hung

fatass but funny

Jon Hung FATASS!

Jon Hung by Divvvvv April 23, 2023

Jon Snow Hug 

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

Jon Snow Hug by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

hungry jon

Hungry Jon is a person when there about to die and will do anything to cook up some fish and eat it. You better not steal his fish, especially His talpas. You will die if you eat his fish.

Pon: about to die of hunger.
Pon: pon is a hungry Jon

Pon: cooks up some fish
Beverett: steals fish and eats it in front of pon.
Pon: ᎯℕᎶℰℛᎽ.
Beverett: turns in to a hippo and gets big dose of radiation from 1945 Hiroshima.
Beverett: grows 8 legs and 43 elbows.
Pon: smiles while beverett the mutant hippo dies from sharks. In a lake

hungry jon by Drinkingcarrots October 21, 2018