Hey Look, It's the Jomps Man
Anything but an adverb. Jomp means whatever you want it to mean.
"pass the jomp"
"lets jomp right now"
"What will I do with this jomp"
"jomp titigy jomp"
short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind
"She's not my girlfriend, she's my jomp. We'll be 'making some Jell-O' tonight."
an abbreviated and spoken form of the phrase "juice of my peen." If it is acceptable for a woman to call her child "fruit of my womb," so is it for a man to call children "jomp." Jomp is both a plural and singular noun.
I hate having jomp. They ruin your fucking life.
Basicaly a glomp, while screaming about how much you adore the jomp-ee and how much you want to shag them. Used by many fangirl twards her lust object.
Fangirl: *sees Orlando Bloom* O_O AAAAIEEE. *tackles* OHEMGEEILOVEYOUIWANTYOUINSIDEMERIGHTNOWLET'SGOHAVEHOTSTEAMYSEXINTHEJANITOR'SCLOSETCANIHAVEYOURBABY?
A synonym for: sour
Awww jomps, you don't work with her till Saturday.