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tastes like sh*t, but it comes in handy for a caffene fix
i need more jolt to wake up and finish this damn definition
by gnizzle September 08, 2004
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.
Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.
by G-Union October 30, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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