|1.||Jolt cola bankruptcy|
The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.
Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!
Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!