jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

jollycock 

when a cock is so erect it would stand up for the whole year

dude i saw this chick she gave me a jollycock

jollycock by sarahs first gobby November 10, 2011

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

Jollocks

A Victorian English word for 'fat person'.

"The person who ate all the donuts was that jollocks over there."

Jollocks by theresnogoodnames June 11, 2019

jobbycock

a cock so ugly it looks like a turd, also a particularly shitty cuntbag

your cock looks like shit - it s a jobbycock

jobbycock by hairy donna October 29, 2006

lollycock 

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).

She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!

lollycock by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

joycock 

A boy toy for a male or female who's only reason for existing is convenient, sexual pleasure.

You never see Stacy out with her joycock. He's only good for one thing.

joycock by A. Villain July 27, 2012