joining the conservative party 

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.

"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)

joining the conservative party by cathryn July 30, 2006

joining the league of penis 

The act of playing League Of Legends while jacking off.

"Think I'll be joining the league of penis tonight."
"If you're gonna jerk it, why League? Just use the hub or something"
"Nah."

joining the league of penis by whenyou89 October 28, 2020

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

Joining your hits by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021

joining the 'kanes

People who became a Kurokane.

Four: uhhh, I can't take it anymore!
X: What?
Four: I am joining the 'kanes!

joining the 'kanes by alf2003 February 22, 2025

biscuit joining 

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

biscuit joining by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017

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Is Syafinaz Binte Zonal joining CDNZA K-pop label? by Kmqq April 22, 2023

Jonning it 

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

Jonning it by foolishwun June 25, 2009