johpa 

a massive shit that is at least 9 inches long that is immediately screen shotted and texted to entire contact list.

Geezus after eating enchiladas I had to take a Johpa.

johpa by magicstick82 December 11, 2010

JOHA 

1.The most amazing moment of someones life.

2. Being in the most amazing mood.

1. Going to Electric zoo was JOHA, i will never forget that day it was truly amazing.
2. I just got an A in biochemistry, i feel so JOHA.

JOHA by Ms. Awesom3 March 2, 2012

Johanna

The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.

That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?

Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

Scarlett Johansson by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

Johaira

Someone who is named Johaira is someone who is capable of being a leader and very organised. Someone who is possibly Spanish or Filipino or Asian but anyone could be named that. Someone who is a strong christian and true faith in God,love performing and has many talents, feminine, capable of being a good friend to everyone and makes friends easily, A little mischievous but managed to be really intelligent, beautiful, adorable and unique.

Ariel- "Hey, who is that girl over there?"

Regina- "Oh, thats my sister Johaira"

Ariel- "She's ur sister?"

Regina- "Yep."

Johaira by Noah_W June 13, 2013

Johanna

A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend

Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me

Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019

Johana 

A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.

Dude 1: yooo that Johana girl is a hottiiiie
Dude 2: yuh imma ask her out
Dude 3: naw she’s too good for us
Dude 2: yuh u right

Johana by maria_f June 23, 2020