johnsrude

the eminent yahge, capable of immense feats of physical strength but still has a sensitive side. Known to crush after a long day.

not to be confused with yahgerude who is his alterego that talks to girls, crushes brew, and generally kills it.

Steve: Gah, johnsrude is being so sensitive.

Scottie: But yea, yahgerude is killin' it with all the ladies.

johnsrude by Yahgerude1 December 9, 2013

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JohnBruce

that's my name

my name is JohnBruce

JohnBruce by It's Jay June 12, 2023

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johnsrude • JohnBruce • johnsuel

johnsuel

Litterally the most handsome guy you’ll ever meet, he’s a sweetheart and he can be very intelligent! Johnsuel is a very funny person with good humor, we all need a Johnsuel in our lives!!

He’s so perfect
“Who”

You know who..
“Oh yeah, Johnsuel is”

johnsuel by krsstaylee November 20, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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