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1. It's a substitute for any words that would not be appropriate for a situation.

2. A name for someone if they are acting like something that you can't say.

This is NOT the same as the word genre. Totally different. Johnra is more blunt. John. Ra. Genre starts with the Jean sort of thing (the French way of saying it)
1.
"This crappy car is johnra."

2.
"My 5th grade teacher was a johnra."
johnra by Emily.F.S. August 27, 2008
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Doing a Johnra on it 

Doing a Johra on it can refer to many things such as 1- Becoming laughably angry at his best mates over nothing 2- Drinking enough to kill oneself on one occasion but never again and resorting to a 2 cans max policy 3- Using unknown units of measurements e.g. 'a fuck mile' believed to be i the region between 30 metros and just over 4.6 miles.
'u drinkin tonite?' 'Ye 2 cans max and stop fucking going on about drinking you dickhead' 'alri relax don't start "Doing a johnra on it"
A warm-loving, all around great guy. Someone who will always be there to make you laugh, and be there when you need most. Typically brown hair, relatively short, and fun-loving. There is always a smile on a Johnmark's face, whether he's happy or not. Johnmarks also don't look that bad either.
"So you're dating Johnmark? You lucky girl."
Johnmark by brotips101 February 3, 2013
the most amazing man you will ever meet. a Johnrich will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

Johnrich is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a Johnrich in your life, never lose him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a Johnrich.
“have you met my friend Johnrich? you’re gonna love being around him!”
The guy that is God’s at fortnite and has a big dick the beats ever known in theb
That’s a guy with a big dick what a johnray
Johnray by Red knight June 19, 2018

Johnaton 

Johnaton is a fine boy. He has a big sense of humor and an awkward laugh. He is tall and fun to be around. He is very unforgettable.
I have loved Johnaton ever since I met him.
Johnaton by Xaniqua October 30, 2018

Johnathan Smith 

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.
Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.
Johnathan Smith by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020
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