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JohnnySexual 

You love the one and only Johnny suh from Chicago CAUSE JOHNNY SUH BEST BOY
hey do you wanna date bb girl? No im Johnnysexual <33 "we are not talking anymore" idc i love Johnny more <333
JohnnySexual by armymoastaynetzien February 2, 2022

johnnyextreemo 

the koolest guy ever, sexy, smart some times... easy to love, extremely hot, and can kick all of your aasses at once.
that guy is so johnnyextreemo

Johnnysexual 

The act of only being attracted to Johnny Lawrence from Cobra Kai
‘Do you like anyone’
‘No I’m johnnysexual so I only like Johnny Lawrence
Johnnysexual by legnakfnfjd June 13, 2021

johnnysexual 

the act of wanting to gawk gawk and get choked by one and only chicago boi mr. john suh
him: wanna come over tonight to watch netflix and chill?
her: sorry i'm johnnysexual
johnnysexual by leeawooga January 17, 2022

Johnnysexual 

You are only attracted to Johnnys. Any any Johnny. No John's.
Oi I was at the Flaggy when I spotted the Johnny in question arguing over a coin. I instantly became aroused and took him to the carpark and fondled his coin slot. My mate The Bug Guy said "fuck you are a chronic Johnnysexual!"
Johnnysexual by LorraineHaul February 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026