Johnrobbed 

To end up with a large hangover due to the persuasive power of an individual. The individual will persuade you to stay and drink more without having to try too hard. Especially used in the Arts Community on launch nights and social gatherings.

Scott - Eurgh I feel awful

Pete - I thought you weren't staying out late last night

Scott - I wasn't but i was totally Johnrobbed

Pete - Again?!

Johnrobbed by EdWinchester August 27, 2013

Johnjoe 

Johnjoe is of Irish origin and means "Jewel".

Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!

1st Person: Who is that handsome boy?

2nd Person (replying): That is Johnjoe!

Johnjoe by Hawkbutterfly2325 October 9, 2020

johnjohn 

lover; your one true love

jane i think Billy is my johnjohn.

johnjohn by kaybear October 16, 2006

John job 

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.

He did a John job on her!

John job by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019

johnjoe mac 

A long nosed stupid fucker who has to turn 10 seconds before he reaches a corner or else he will hit his nose off the wall. He also has the most pedo smile ever.

Yo wagwan...see that johnjoe mac over there.

johnjoe mac by Redass122 February 15, 2017

Johnrobbed 

Covering theatrical flats with wallpaper, after refusing to accept the inevitability of having to paint them and using substandard ply covering that is not suitable for painting.

I’ve made some flats out of shit ply so now I’m going to have to cover them in wallpaper. The flats have been Johnrobbed

Johnrobbed by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021

Johnrobbed 

The swift unloading of any item from a HGV using a pallet stacker to catapult said item to the floor. Will always result in damage to said item and risk to life.

“Why is all that cable ramp on the floor and why is that stillage snapped?” “Ahh, it’s been Johnrobbed”

Johnrobbed by Theannoyinglampie July 29, 2021