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Slang term for the male sexual organ, the member, the cock. Diminutive form of "Johnson".
So I woke up this morning and drew the curtains, when I heard a scream from the street below. Turns out my johnce was poking out of my underwear, and old Mrs. Glick from down the road got quite a shock.
by Idi 'Big Daddy' Amin June 26, 2010

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