John W Henry
John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.
He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.
He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.
He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”
LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”
LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”
LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
John W Henry by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021
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