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A fat middle aged balding Liverpool fan that hates anyone going against the club and owners (FSG). Usually have Liverpool season ticket holder and what part of Liverpool they’re from in their twitter bio. Usually hates Naby Keita and foreign fans.

Can’t have a proper argument with them, usually tell you to “Go Support city and Chelsea if you don’t like it.” Always put a billion hashtags at the end of every tweet about LFC like #redordead #ynwa #6times

Could be a part of crap fsg propaganda fan channels like Redmen TV and the anfield wrap. Loves telling the world they’re going to block any of the “Fifa Blerts” or “Wools” that ask questions about lack of investment on the squad by the owners. Any normal Liverpool or football fan best avoid these horrible looking mutants.
Normal LFC fan: “I really think we need a forward as we’re a little light in that position.”

Top Red: “Shut up you wool, do you think this is fifa? Absolute fifa virgin.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum August 30, 2021
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John W Henry is the cheapskate owner of Liverpool Football Club and the Boston Red Sox. Instead of putting money into Liverpool’s team he’d rather buy himself his 50th yacht. Usually goes behind fans’ backs in search of more greed with the prime example being the European Super League, which he only backed out after being slaughtered by the fans, ex players and media.

He has divided the Liverpool fanbase to people who are FSGIN or FSGOUT. FSGIN these days consist of top red weirdos who would rather see the club fail to prove a point against people who are FSGOUT. They’re usually smelly middle aged men with no hair and no teeth, best to ignore them.

He upped ticket prices, furloughed lfc staff during the pandemic, has sold star players in the past and even tried to copyright the name Liverpool. The man has stayed here for too long and the club has outgrown him, he should sell up and stick to baseball and yachts.
LFC Fan 1: “Where’s the money John?”

LFC Fan 2: “He spent it on a new yacht.”

LFC fan 1: “Same old John W Henry, always out for greed.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum September 3, 2021
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